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NarhaltacularA story of narwhals, and sexual innuendo on line 2 and 3Narhaltacular
“So you’re telling me, that the dolphin on my couch, is actually a narwhal?” quoted Cletus. The narwhale bleated absent-mindedly, staying moist through means unknown to modern man. It’s majestic horn spearing into the darkness a mind-blowing 2 feet. “No, I’m telling you that the narwhal, is on your couch. And a narwhal.” The narwhal performed a barrel roll and fell off the couch, making a dull thud when it hit the carpet of bear fur. “MIND = BLOWN,” said Cletus, an incredulous look upon his face, which qui
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RifterHow long have I been here? The days, if you could call them that, just seem to bleed together in this place. I blink my eyes- well, not mine, but I never take my 'caps off anymore, they are as normal as the ones I was born with. Off to my right a soft glow penetrates the dark. The rift's fires always soothe me... I turn around and look at the Station, the ring of lights around the entrance dim even this close. I don't need them, the caps let me see clear enough, and this sense lets me know if anything alive is nearby. When we first got here we used to say the sea felt dead and empty. Now all I can feel is the life pulsing around me. The glassRifter
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